Get with it.
Get. a. life.
There is a curling, squirming, burrowing dark worm inside every soul. You might be able to squish it for now, but it just splits in half and lays low for a while.
But then, it’s just a worm.
You’re a gigantic beast compared to a worm.
Stomp the worm and smile. For now, it’s good enough.