Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

May 9, 2009

Happy Mothers Day from Dinky DIY


Mothers mothers mothers!
One of life's precious bothers.
But take them apart,
And you'll find they're all heart,
Yes, we lovers the mothers the mothers.

No smothers from some mothers, no smothers.
Then, can't get them off! Some others.
Calls three times a day
"Just saying, g'day..."
What duffers, those mothers, dear mothers.

Some folk have MILF mothers for mothers.
I daresay those folk mainly suffers.
Oh what a stir,
All eyes on her!
Imagining her under their covers.



Some folk have it rougher than others.
Hundreds of sisters and brothers!
But each gets his share,
Mother takes care.
Great huggers, are mothers, great huggers.

But, I tell you if I have my druthers,
Well I wouldn't want anothers'.
She's handful enough,
Though she does make me laugh.
I quite like her, ol' mother, me mothers.

April 13, 2009

Ode to the Humble Bicycle


O noble two-wheeled transporter
You make the world less drab,
You take us rolling in the sunshine
And combat inner- thigh flab.


How I love thee, bicycle!
Gallant steed of swift get-aways,
You whisked us off in 6 speeds
Every school holidays.


Hail me a rickshaw
It's the only way to ride,
A cyclo or a pedicab
To see the world outside.







Prostate squeezing saddle

And bottom bruising bumps.
Skin tight, neon cycle wear
Clings to BMXy rumps.



Ecologically sound vehicle,

Carbon neutral friend.
I hope we pedal-push through parklands
Together ‘til the very end.